Let's Not Overengineer This Unisex HD Cotton™ T-shirt
It started as a simple feature request. Three lines of code, tops. But then you thought about edge cases. And scalability. And what if we need to extend this later? And shouldn't we abstract this into a service? And what if we add a factory pattern? And a builder? And a façade for the builder factory?
This shirt is for the developer who's never met an abstraction layer they didn't like. Wear it while explaining why your "simple" configuration system needs its own DSL. Wear it during architecture reviews. Wear it while your colleagues slowly back away from your whiteboard diagrams.
This is our Unisex HD Cotton™ T-shirt! Crafted from 100% cotton pre-shrunk jersey, it ensures long-lasting comfort and durability. The front features the text:
Let’s Not Overengineer This
Narrator: Rube Goldberg would be proud. Or horrified.
The back has the Fascination.Works logo and wordmark. Featuring a seamless 1x1 rib collar with a clean neckline, this tee offers a sleek and timeless look. What's more, it's made with sustainably-sourced, USA-grown cotton, supporting ethical and eco-friendly practices. With our commitment to WRAP certified facilities, membership in the Better Cotton Initiative, and adherence to the US Cotton Protocol, you can feel good about wearing this shirt while making a positive impact.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash is 98% cotton, 2% polyester; Graphite Heather is 60% cotton, 40% polyester; Other heathers are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
1x1 Ribbed collar
Allows the shirt to stretch as it is put on, afterwards the collar goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
The garment is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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