Let’s Not Overengineer This Unisex Triblend Tee

It started as a simple feature request. Three lines of code, tops. But then you thought about edge cases. And scalability. And what if we need to extend this later? And shouldn't we abstract this into a service? And what if we add a factory pattern? And a builder? And a façade for the builder factory?

This shirt is for the developer who's never met an abstraction layer they didn't like. Wear it while explaining why your "simple" configuration system needs its own DSL. Wear it during architecture reviews. Wear it while your colleagues slowly back away from your whiteboard diagrams.

Soft enough to live in, the front features the text:

Let’s Not Overengineer This

Narrator: Rube Goldberg would be proud. Or horrified.

While the back has the Fascination.Works logo and wordmark. This t-shirt features a tri-blend of cotton, poly, and rayon to achieve worn-in comfort with shape-retaining strength, while side seams and shoulder tape help maintain its form. For tri-blend t-shirts with lasting quality, this one's the blueprint.